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Holy sharks, Batman!
Robin! Get the bat shark repellent!
Created on 2001-11-05 14:09:43 (#385766), last updated 2009-11-20
8,200 comments received, 10,733 comments posted
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1,352 Journal Entries, 476 Tags, 118 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 6 Userpics
| Name: | Saraline |
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| Birthdate: | 1982-04-24 |
| Location: | Montreal, Quebec, Canada |
| Website: | My amazon wishlist. Hahahahahahahaha. |
Intro.
My journal is a "stuff" journal and mostly public. I usually just make friends-only posts when I want to rant about someone I don't like without getting sued for libel. I try to entertain with who would you do Wednesday, and then I try to bore you by talking about myself because I remember that that's what these things are for.
I talk about my baby a lot. Babies are awesome.
My writing journal is
Blatant advertising.
Here is a list of communities that I created/co-created, maintain/co-maintain, and/or moderate, in order of creation:
What others have been saying about me and my journals. (I stole this idea from other people.)
"You're okay, I guess. =\"
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"you have the distinct honour of writing the first post to ever make it into my memories section...this was too funny..."
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"i'll love you no matter how stoned we get"
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"LAME!"
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"You do have a nice 'radio voice', though."
-an anonymous commenter
"I just got here, & already I'm in awe because your poetry journal kicks my poetry journal's ass. Maybe I could add you and pay homage."
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"Fantastic. I love your new writing journal. You are one of my fave writers, you know?"
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"Any girl who utters the phrase
'I just wanted to play nintendo and get laid.'
Henceforth shall be my new friend."
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"whoever created this community is GENIUS."
-a member of
(I don't smoke pot anymore because I'm a responsible mom now.)
"I don't think you're vain."
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"I was thinking the other day that you're probably the funniest chick in all of cyberspace."
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"You're officially the coolest person that Ive never met. "
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Not that it matters what other people think. *yawn*
Click here! Click here!
Go to the breast cancer site daily.
A final plea.
Please don't add me if you're just going to sell information about me to the government.
Oh, and by the way,
.Interests (74):
accidental dates, accidental lighter thieves, animals with people names, babies everywhere, bad bad naughty zoot, blanket forts, book larnin', cat's pyjamas, cheap cameras, cheap candy after holidays, cheese, cheesy board games, coronation street, dancing with the stars, dear john letters, eating.paint.and.chopping.off.ears, eating.things.that.eat.other.things, etiquette, feeling.harmonious.with.nature, finding.continuity.flaws.in.movies, forcing.people.to.do.puzzles.against.their.will, friends.who.are.tormented.by.their.inner.demons, getting.bitey.when.i.get.drunk, giving puppies baths, gloobing, going.to.hell.for.liking.tard-blog, greatest fears, hating john keats, ignoring.people.and.playing.gameboy, illegible hand-writing, inexcusable behaviour, inside jokes, jilting lovers, jim ashton, kissing people who smoke, kittens, ladies' lounge, licking, love triangles, lusting after unsuspecting parties, mla format, my grapefruit club, not.commenting.on.livejournal.entries, painting.friendly.dogs.on.the.walls, parenting, pictures.of.girls.with.armpit.hair, pregnancy, pro-choice, puking.on.jimmy's.steps, puppies, putting.my.emotions.on.display, putting.my.fingers.in.my.nostrils, putting.my.life.in.jeopardy, random casual flings, ransom notes, rescuing.people.from.the.fire.swamp, roman vomitoriams, scratching.dogs.behind.the.ears, sending unfinished letters, showing off my muscles, single motherhood, smell of wood-chips, so.you.think.you.can.dance, spazzes, spurning unwanted advances, stage names, stealing beloved recipes, taking.other.people's.dogs.for.walks, thank you cards, the amazing race, token offensiveness, trashing livejournal on livejournal, using.the.operative.word."fuck", voting.for.people.who.have.no.chance
Schools:
Valley Heights Secondary School - Walsingham/Langton, ON, CanadaUniversity of Windsor - Windsor, ON, Canada (2001 - 2003)
Concordia University - Montréal, QC, Canada (2005 - present)
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